Herring
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I am a figment of your imagination (RED HERRING)
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Post by Herring on Mar 9, 2005 15:27:51 GMT 7
this is all about jesus
weekly posts here about godly stuff and the holy son
no cussing god here
(jokes mainly)
god damm hippies
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>||The Ace||<
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Still better then You
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Post by >||The Ace||< on Mar 9, 2005 15:29:47 GMT 7
Thank you for setting up a thread all about me. I am grateful
but ur still rotting in Hell. I already sold ur soul to Satan at half Price.
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SilverPaw
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Iridith vor Karanith, vorshna kanaritan icarnia Ishtar Moridren
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Post by SilverPaw on Mar 9, 2005 21:58:03 GMT 7
heh jesus?
I worship only the blessed goddess, say what you will about the 'son' of the suposed 'one true god' personaly i think he's a big fuddy duddy and realy needs to come out and play more often...
blah tell you this much, if I was a god i'd have a much more hands on touch to life, and give people rank within my church... the higher your rank the more likley it is that you'll get imediate assistance from me (the godtm)
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Herring
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I am a figment of your imagination (RED HERRING)
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Post by Herring on Mar 16, 2005 15:17:09 GMT 7
(pamphlet one)
"Jesus CAUGHT"
in the latest news the jesus was caught on camera today fleeing from the scence of a horrific muder today
the police say he is armed and legged
they also say he is very fast and good at hiding
although he seems freindly he is not to be approached and any sightings should be posted here!!
in other news a large hippo was seen ...
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Herring
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Post by Herring on Mar 18, 2005 11:19:22 GMT 7
pamphlet 2
seminar one
starts monday 21st
goes for three hours and
will detail the evil crimes
crime scence photos
shocking evidence
witness speekers
victim reports
and if time persists
re-enactments.
gold coin donation
bring a plate of food to share with me
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SilverPaw
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Post by SilverPaw on Mar 21, 2005 0:31:05 GMT 7
hmmm methinks you know one of my old nicknames was jesus... (i think it was cause of the hair...)
News of my capture was falsified (smirk) am currently hunting police whom i intend to make pay for atempting to twart my holy duties...
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Herring
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Post by Herring on Apr 1, 2005 11:05:10 GMT 7
pamphlet 3
update on the criminal escapy
the latest siting was in a large casino where he was on a winning streak untill approached by staff in which he fled the scene leaving his winnings
this caused a fight between other patrons over the chips.
in other news we have been told that the profiet is coming
but in fact his flight has been delayed!1
we would like to make this known as his deadline will need to be changed.
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SilverPaw
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Post by SilverPaw on Apr 4, 2005 12:18:16 GMT 7
indeed news of my Profits were true, i've made plenty of profit in this area, and believe my profits will continue to increase due to my loyal following of gullable fools willing to donate to the 'church'  |
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Herring
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Post by Herring on May 18, 2005 14:45:46 GMT 7
in other news...
jesus has surfaced again
recentkly he had not been seen. it was as if he was dead...
now with his recent crime wave it's as if he had been reserected from the dead
his crime wave has mainly consisted of theif and damage to public property but there is reports of an inccident of a hit and run earlier but so far there has been no evidence linking him to this crime.
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SilverPaw
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Post by SilverPaw on May 25, 2005 12:43:41 GMT 7
yes, i'm back... don't worry tho, i should be around for awhile
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Herring
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Post by Herring on Feb 8, 2006 10:14:41 GMT 7
In Reacent news a angry mob of jihad supporting jewish tree hugging hippies have destroyed large areas of dense srub lands earlier today.
a spokes person from the mob said "we believe in J.C. he the sex bomb" that was after attacking the camera crew and stealling my show. I have a back up. also on the footage from the rebals you can see a elderly man in a disgracefully dirty sheet waving his hands about and throwing matches to start fires could this be a fraud or is it really J.C. but he is just a common man whos knows we will let you know of any other developments for good night.
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Louie Lakkard
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Post by Louie Lakkard on Feb 10, 2006 11:02:33 GMT 7
All I can say is scrub fires, man I would never thought of that one.
But what is with the angry mobs, that's so generals style or what. Anyway keep'em coming adam.
Great work there.
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Herring
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The One and Only
I am a figment of your imagination (RED HERRING)
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Post by Herring on May 21, 2007 15:02:52 GMT 7
For a lnog time now this meance has been underground and has only recently submerged ..
evidence at a recent killing spree witnesses explian a man fitting his discrpition and shouting.....
GGGGG god like ....
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